DAY 1 – THE DAY AFTER

Daily Priorities:

1. Book Dr’s appointment and get a medical certificate for work time as you’ve clearly lost it due to stress from that higher functioning psychopath Ms Fuckety FuckFface.
2. Fill any prescription for medication provided
3. Buy alcohol, day drinking, yay!, might help take the edge off that you’ve just fucked yourself and your career.
4. Bed, sweet oblivion, because getting up, making the Dr’s appointment, showering and getting dressed was exhausting.

P.S:        Addit number 2  “The use of alcohol whilst taking this medication is not prohibited.”

P.P.S      Addit number 3, on finalisation of number 2 ” Well, shit.”

P.P.P.S  Addit number 4, nailed it.